Upon draining the soul-fortifying, antioxidant-rich liquid found within a wine bottle, there are a number of things that instantly come to mind:
- What time does the liquor store close tonight?
- How hard could it be to DIY some wine right here, right now? I already have a pound of grapes in the fruit bowl. That should to the trick, right?
- Could that dusty old bottle of red wine vinegar in the back of my cupboard taste almost as good?
- Would it be inappropriate to knock on a neighbor’s door and ask to borrow a cup of wine?
- If I played my cards right, maybe I could score freebie wine all night long by hitting up my neighbors just a few blocks over!
- This is a cool bottle. I wonder what kind of crafty, cool way I can repurpose it?